Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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