I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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