All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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