Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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