I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
How does it feel to date your dad?
how does that bad decision feel?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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