Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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