Say something about gay babies.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
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