.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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