You work out of a Hotel?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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