he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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