I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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