I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
This toilet bowl is my home.
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