he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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