do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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