dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Randomize
