ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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