and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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