before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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