Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
When did angry sex become our thing?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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