guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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