i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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