...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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