she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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