Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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