Say something about gay babies.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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