True but thats because hes a fetus.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize