What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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