He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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