why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
