Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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