Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
My breasts were aching with rage.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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