Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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