"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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