All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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