What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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