True but thats because hes a fetus.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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