honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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