return my video game
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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