I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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