C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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