I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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