To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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