For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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