Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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