hotel room ftw
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
