Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
i now understand why vodka
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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