Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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