So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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