the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize