i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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