i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
you win again, gameday.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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